Goodnight tumblr. Sorry I haven’t been on a lot lately.
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do
I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
when you put on a screen protector and it doe s the thing
what thing
this thing
I want companionship but I hate people
if you feel this way, you’re probably an introvert! because an introvert’s brain stays at a higher state of arousal than an extrovert, lots of socializing can cause overstimulation (which translates into feeling overwhelmed). this is why introverts do well with just a few strong relationships and need lots of alone time to recharge after being around people.
introverts make up around 30% of the population, but that number is likely much higher on Tumblr (it’s an activity that attracts introverts).
Me
the thing that makes animal crossing superior to real life is that im a barefoot crossdressing mayor and no ones batted an eye
2014 is in less than 6 months just let that sink in
==> Roxy: trick the alt grannydaughter english with a part dog + evil lookin.
sometimes i forget that a lot of you have never heard my voice and i wonder what kind of voice you picture me having omg
(Source: alexander-williamgaskarth)
